1 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,137 [theme music] 2 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:06,071 [door slams] 3 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:07,406 - Hey Mom, Dad. 4 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:08,941 - Young man, where have you been? 5 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:11,877 - Over helping Mr. Wilson with a crossword puzzle. 6 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:12,811 And you know something? 7 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:14,380 He thinks I'm pretty smart. 8 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:16,048 - He does, does he? - Yeah. 9 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:19,385 He just said if he had his way, I'd be going away to college 10 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:21,553 next year. 11 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:41,641 {\an8}[theme music] 12 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:57,790 - If you were allergic to foods, pollens, or dusts John, 13 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:01,326 that test would've produced red patches on your arm by now. 14 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,128 - Well I must be allergic to something. 15 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:07,466 - But at times John's eyes water so we can hardly work doctor. 16 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:08,901 - Hmm. 17 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,203 Maybe you're allergic to work John. 18 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:12,738 [laughs] 19 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,606 - Very funny. 20 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:16,709 And what am I supposed to do the next time 21 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,610 I start sneezing my head off? 22 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:21,246 Those quack pills you gave me didn't do any good. 23 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,682 - Well the next time you start sneezing be sure 24 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,284 and called me up. 25 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,819 - Call you? 26 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,821 Whatever for? 27 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,156 - So I can come over and watch you be miserable. 28 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,858 [laughs] 29 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:33,692 - Bye Eloise. 30 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:34,426 - Bye 31 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,463 - Ugh, some doctor. 32 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:39,631 I could be dying and all he'd give 33 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:42,968 me are bum jokes and those quack pill. 34 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:45,137 [door bell rings] 35 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:46,972 - Now who could that be? 36 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:49,708 - Well now that's a silly question. 37 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:51,944 Who else comes over to bother me every time 38 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,913 I'm about to start an article? 39 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,253 - Hi Mrs. Wilson. 40 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:02,254 - Hello dear. 41 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,455 - Mom asked me to return this. 42 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:04,524 - Oh thank you dear. 43 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,962 - Morning Mr. Wilson. 44 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,662 You working? 45 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:11,764 - No Dennis. 46 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:15,067 I'm sitting here staring at my typewriter. 47 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,368 - What's this one about? 48 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:19,104 - This is called What We Know About The Planets. 49 00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:20,906 And it has to be in by Friday. 50 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,875 So if you'll excuse me. 51 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,077 - Boy, planets should make a swell article. 52 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,913 Do you know much about planets Mr. Wilson? 53 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:33,085 - Only that the one that I am on is a little too small at times. 54 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,587 Now if you'll-- if you'll-- 55 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,089 [sneeze] 56 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,224 - Bless you Mr. Wilson. 57 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:40,426 You got hay fever? 58 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:42,661 You sneeze every time I come over lately. 59 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:46,098 - Dennis will you-- what did you say? 60 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,567 - I said you sneeze every time I come over lately. 61 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:51,971 - Eloise! 62 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:57,543 - Allergic to Dennis? 63 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,611 That's not possible. 64 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:02,047 - No it doesn't seem possible John. 65 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:03,749 - Well according to Doctor Johnson, Henry, 66 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:04,883 who I just talked to. 67 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,786 Although admittedly rare, there are 68 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:13,826 cases on file of one human being allergic to another. 69 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,428 - I'm completely flabbergasted. 70 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:18,230 - Well, not that I doubt your word John, 71 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:21,367 but this is something I've got to see with my own eyes. 72 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,202 [sigh] 73 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,704 - You mean you can make Mr. Wilson sneeze just 74 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,406 by being around him? 75 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,074 - Not even tickling his nose? 76 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:30,676 - Or using sneezing powder? 77 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,077 - That's right. 78 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:35,714 Every time I go over there lately he sneezes like crazy. 79 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,116 - Ah, go on Dennis. 80 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:40,486 - We weren't born yesterday you know. 81 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:44,690 - All right, wise guys, we'll go next door and I'll show ya. 82 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,091 - Dennis. 83 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:48,193 Come in the house a minute, will you son? 84 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:49,194 - I'll be right out. 85 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:52,097 I hope. 86 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,933 If it's about my frog Sammy using your bath water 87 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:58,103 dad-- oh hi Mr. Wilson. 88 00:03:58,104 --> 00:03:59,738 Hey guys, come around to the window 89 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,573 if you wanna see something. 90 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:02,541 - Dennis. 91 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:03,776 - Hey Mom, did Mr. Wilson tell you 92 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,678 about the crazy way I made him sneeze? 93 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,646 - Yes dear, he certainly did. 94 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:11,617 - Yes Dennis, that's precisely why I'm he-- 95 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,052 [sneeze] 96 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,653 - Bless you Mr. Wilson. 97 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:16,088 - Oh Dennis, never mind. 98 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,057 - Did you see that guys? 99 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,425 - I just heard it. 100 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,194 - Make him do it again Dennis. - All right, fellas. 101 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:23,495 The show is over. 102 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:24,531 [sneeze] 103 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:31,136 - Dennis wait out in the hall dear. 104 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:33,072 - I never would have believed it. 105 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,073 - Wait a minute. 106 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,140 Mr. Wilson, do you think it could it 107 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:37,843 be something Dennis is wearing? 108 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:39,845 - Maybe a soap he's using. 109 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:41,547 - Harry that's it! 110 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:43,916 I just changed Dennis's soap last week, 111 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,552 the one that's supposed to get dirt off little boys easier. 112 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:50,155 - Well I suppose I could be allergic to soap. 113 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:51,490 - You see what happens when you worry 114 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:54,159 about me being clean all the time? 115 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,597 - Well you'll just have to take a bath and use the old soap. 116 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:03,335 - Well I sure wish I could make somebody sneeze like that. 117 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:04,169 - Me too. 118 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,071 - Hey guys I gotta take a bath. 119 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:06,940 - A bath? 120 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,674 - In the middle of the day? 121 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:09,875 - Yeah. 122 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,044 My folks think Mr. Wilson is sneezing around me 123 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,380 because of some dumb old soap I'm using. 124 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,115 - You mean you're going to take an extra bath just 125 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:18,050 on account of Mr. Wilson? 126 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,084 - Sure Tommy. 127 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:20,753 Mr. Wilson's a good friend of mine. 128 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,488 See ya later. 129 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,891 - Boy, who needs a friend like that? 130 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:27,493 - It's bad enough when you get older and have 131 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,794 to be clean all the time. 132 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,196 - I'll never be that old. 133 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:36,468 - How's the great experiment coming along? 134 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,303 - He's combing his hair. 135 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:40,706 I had him put on all clean cotton clothing 136 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:44,443 just in case Mr. Wilson's allergic to synthetics. 137 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:47,546 - Honey, you don't think this is an insidious plot hatched up 138 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:52,584 by John Wilson to keep Dennis from bothering him, do you? 139 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:53,386 Just a thought. 140 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,158 - I'm all set Mom. 141 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:04,296 - Well off you go to do battle with Mr. Wilson's nose. 142 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:07,900 - Boy, if I were any cleaner I'd feel sick. 143 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,235 - It is kind of a shock to the nervous system, isn't it? 144 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:11,171 - Sure is. 145 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,741 - Well Eloise, in a few minutes I'll 146 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,910 know whether I've gotten that pint size 147 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,812 nuisance out of my hair for good. 148 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:22,748 - Oh John, you like Dennis and you know it. 149 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:24,616 - I like kangaroos too. 150 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:26,151 But I don't want them hopping around 151 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:28,053 when I'm trying to write. 152 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,789 Besides, they don't ask question. 153 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,391 [door bell rings] 154 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,660 - Come in, Dennis. 155 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,095 - Hi Mrs. Wilson. 156 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,730 - Hello dear. 157 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,732 - You ready to smell me Mr. Wilson? 158 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,101 - My, don't you look nice. 159 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:45,738 - Oh boy, you're not sneezing Mr. Wilson. 160 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,841 - Oh give me time Dennis, give me time. 161 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,982 Well Eloise, I guess I'm not-- 162 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,283 [sneeze] 163 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:01,186 - Maybe it was one left over. 164 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,589 [sneeze] 165 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,359 - Jeepers Mr. Wilson. 166 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,929 What can we do now? 167 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:13,032 - Little friend, there's only one thing we can do. 168 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:13,832 We-- 169 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:17,036 [sneeze] 170 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:20,673 - Stay away from each other for the rest of our natural life. 171 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:23,676 - You mean we can't be pals anymore? 172 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,045 - Oh, yes of course we can Dennis. 173 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,380 Uh, a pen pal. 174 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,056 - How's it coming dear? 175 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,124 - Oh, slow. 176 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,359 So. 177 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,629 However Eloise, a modern record is about to be set. 178 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:46,231 I haven't been bothered once by Dennis 179 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,634 in an entire 24 hour period. 180 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:49,902 - Oh John. 181 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,671 - For my part, it couldn't come at a better time. 182 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,807 If I do a good job on this article 183 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,142 it may open up an entire new market for me 184 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,812 in space age writing. 185 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,314 - John, isn't that still the first page? 186 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,150 Now dear, I thought you did all your research last week. 187 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,720 - Eloise, one just doesn't sit down 188 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:11,156 and write a scientific article about planets. 189 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,858 - Oh. 190 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,928 Does one visit a few of them first dear? 191 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:35,514 Oh! 192 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,416 I see Dennis has made friends with Mr. Haynes. 193 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,218 They're over in the park playing checkers. 194 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:42,054 - They are? 195 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,790 Eloise, I couldn't care less. 196 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,863 - So you think you got me, huh? 197 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,264 - No Mr. Haynes. 198 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,100 But I think you think I've gotcha. 199 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:00,540 - Oh nuts! 200 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:11,450 - John, there's enough paper in here 201 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,852 to have written nine articles. 202 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:15,421 - I know why I can't get started. 203 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,156 It's too quite here. 204 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,657 - Let's play something. 205 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:20,225 - What do you want to play? 206 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,093 - I don't care. 207 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,094 What do you want to play Seymour? 208 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,563 - I'm hungry. 209 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,032 - Can't you boys make any more noise than that? 210 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,234 - I'm tired. 211 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,705 - Seymour, you've been here less than an hour. 212 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:35,207 - Are you really going to give us each a time Mr. Wilson, just 213 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,142 for sitting here and making noises? 214 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,578 - I am. 215 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,915 - I think he flipped his lid. 216 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:47,052 - Seymour, I'm not employing you as my psychiatrist. 217 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,421 - I want my dime now. 218 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,656 - All right, all right. 219 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:53,258 I'll give you all your dimes now. 220 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,793 Oh my goodness. 221 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:55,561 Here you are. 222 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,830 There's yours, yours. 223 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,164 - Thanks a lot Mr. Wilson. 224 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:01,700 - And there's yours. 225 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,169 - It's OK I guess. 226 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,949 - Oh come on fellas. 227 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,550 Can;t you make some real noise? 228 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,753 [scream] 229 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,856 - Seymour, not that kind of noise. 230 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:27,159 As if you were playing football or something. 231 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:27,960 - OK. 232 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,028 Throw it here. 233 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,229 - Here it comes. 234 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,096 - I've got it. 235 00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:31,797 Got it! 236 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:32,765 - Oh no you don't. 237 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,700 I got a touchdown! 238 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,135 - What do you mean touchdown? 239 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,971 - Yeah Seymour, what do you mean touchdown? 240 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:42,708 - I want extra dimes, they're yelling at me. 241 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:46,211 - All right fellas, that's enough. 242 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,814 - Didn't our noise help you think better Mr. Wilson? 243 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:52,651 - Well I hoped it would, Tommy, but it simply is not working. 244 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,886 - Gee, that's tough. 245 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:54,553 - Yeah. 246 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,754 Well, goodbye boys. 247 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:56,722 - Bye Mr. Wilson. 248 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:57,723 Thanks for the dime. 249 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:58,692 - Yeah thanks. 250 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:05,497 - Hi Mr. Wilson! 251 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,833 - Dennis, what are you doing here? 252 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,568 - Well I know I shouldn't be here Mr. Wilson. 253 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:12,571 But I just had to say hello on my way home. 254 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,506 - Well, hello. 255 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,342 - How's the article coming? 256 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,445 - Oh Dennis, don't you start. 257 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,413 - Start what Mr. Wilson? 258 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,450 - Dennis, I have been sitting at this unholy typewriter 259 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,352 like a bump on a log for two days, 260 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:30,422 and I'm in no mood-- wait a minute. 261 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,424 I think I have an opening. 262 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,694 - See Mr. Wilson. 263 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,897 I'm bringing you good luck and you're not even sneezing. 264 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:42,634 - Please Dennis, don't you see that I'm-- I'm-- I'm-- 265 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,536 [sneeze] 266 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:48,474 - Guess I'm still doing it to you after all, huh Mr. Wilson? 267 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,676 [sneeze] 268 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,811 - What's going on here? 269 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:53,979 - Hi Mrs. Wilson. 270 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,414 I've just stopped by to-- 271 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,782 [sneeze] 272 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,584 - Oh Dennis. 273 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,184 - I'm going. 274 00:11:59,185 --> 00:11:59,918 Bye Mr. Wilson. 275 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,520 Bye Mrs. Wilson. 276 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,655 - Goodbye dear. 277 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:04,523 [sneeze] 278 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,693 - That darn kid. 279 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:11,663 - Man, who only yesterday, as measured by the sands of time 280 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,832 thought of his world as flat and huge, 281 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,402 is today turning the genius of his intellect 282 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,438 towards that vast infinity of universe that surrounds him. 283 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,640 Oh John, that's good! 284 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,776 - There's only one thing wrong with it Eloise. 285 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,411 - Well what's that dear? 286 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,681 - I can't write like that unless Dennis is bothering me. 287 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:31,985 - If he's here, I sneeze my silly head off. 288 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,452 - Oh. 289 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,387 DENNIS (ON RECORDER) Hi, Mr. Wilson. 290 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,322 How's it going this afternoon? 291 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,324 You busy, huh? 292 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,794 How you feeling Mr. Wilson? 293 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,729 [inaudible] Mr. Wilson? 294 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,699 Have you ever had false teeth Mr. Wilson? 295 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,866 Have you seen a hungry looking lost 296 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,336 goat around here Mr. Wilson? 297 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,471 ALICE (OFFSCREEN): Well I called Doctor Johnson again. 298 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:57,142 But he has no new suggestions for-- a lost goat? 299 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,277 DENNIS (ON RECORDER): Hi, Mom. 300 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,180 Poor Mr. Wilson's paying me $0.50 just to bother 301 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,515 him on this tape recorder. 302 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,884 Well I'm just saying anything that I-- 303 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,356 - It's no use Eloise. 304 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,925 Dennis has bothering down to such a fine art 305 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,961 it has to be done in person. 306 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,061 - The tape wouldn't work? 307 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,430 Aw, I'm sorry dear. 308 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,232 - Well that settles it. 309 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,700 - Settles what? 310 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,169 - Eloise, I have grown accustomed to Dennis 311 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,838 bothering me while I work. 312 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,907 Just as other people have grow accustomed to hives. 313 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,343 When they stop scratching it's throws their entire schedule 314 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,177 off. 315 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,645 Well my entire schedule is off. 316 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,550 And it will stay off unless I do something drastic, and now! 317 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,799 {\an8}[hammering] 318 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,267 {\an8}- Henry come here. 319 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,703 [hammering] 320 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:14,253 - John Wilson, you are being ridiculous. 321 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,854 {\an8}Now dear, putting the house up for sale 322 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,557 {\an8}is not going to help you write that article by Friday. 323 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:22,861 {\an8}- Eloise, I have made up my mind. 324 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,663 - What's going on over here? 325 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,633 You folks decide to move to the right side of the tracks? 326 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,368 - Hello Henry. 327 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,137 Meet the nut of the month. 328 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,439 - No use Henry. 329 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,141 When a writer can't work he has only two alternatives, 330 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:41,113 to move to a new environment or starve to death. 331 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,082 - And as you could see from the shape John's in, 332 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,418 it with take him years to starve to death. 333 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,853 - I don't understand John. 334 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,522 Has Dennis been around making your allergy flare up again? 335 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,224 I told him to stay away. 336 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,993 - Dennis hasn't been around. 337 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,594 John's upset because he hasn't. 338 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,129 He misses him. 339 00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:01,467 - I am not upset, and I do not miss him. 340 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:05,304 Well I mean, well this is a difficult problem Henry. 341 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,207 I'm not sure that I understand it myself. 342 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:13,145 It's simply that I can not work unless Dennis is around 343 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,414 bothering me. 344 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,283 But I-- I can't have him around because, well he 345 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,285 makes me sneeze my head off. 346 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:20,919 - Hmm. 347 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,821 That is a problem. 348 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,061 - Well it's true. 349 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,930 John Wilson's putting a for sale sign up on his house. 350 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,632 - A for sale sign? 351 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,701 Do you mean Mr. Wilson's going to sell his house 352 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,269 and move away? 353 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,103 - Yes Dennis. 354 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,706 Mr. Wilson has quite a problem. 355 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:41,907 - Boy. 356 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,510 I never thought he'd take it this hard. 357 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,546 - Well dear, it's nothing to blame yourself for. 358 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,381 - Who else can you blame mom? 359 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,584 When a swell guy like Mr. Wilson can't work with me around, 360 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,086 and he's going to move away because I 361 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,488 make him sneeze all the time. 362 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,097 Now remember Willy, you're not to fight 363 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,765 with Hortense after I'm gone. 364 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,635 She's a girl. ALICE (OFFSCREEN): Dennis. 365 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,845 - Oh goodness, you got in bed fast, 366 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,647 - You said it. 367 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,249 - I wouldn't worry about Mr. Wilson moving away. 368 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,052 Things usually have a way of working out dear. 369 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:27,920 - Goodnight Mom. 370 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:28,688 - Goodnight dear. 371 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:44,737 - Goodbye Sam. 372 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:47,373 It was nice know you. 373 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,441 I'd take you with me Sam, but I'm 374 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,543 going to have enough trouble just having one mouth to feed. 375 00:16:51,544 --> 00:17:15,567 [music playing] 376 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:22,508 - Ah [inaudible], that makes $968,000.22 you owe me. 377 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,575 - Kill joy? 378 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:24,777 - I'll play you double or nothing. 379 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:25,844 - What? 380 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,680 I should work myself up to practically 381 00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:30,884 being a millionaire only to be wiped out by a game of chance? 382 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:44,763 - Hi Excuse me. 383 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,066 Could you gentlemen tell me when the next freight 384 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,233 train comes through? 385 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,503 - Well that depends boy on where you're going. 386 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,671 - Anywhere. 387 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,374 Are you gentlemen hobos? 388 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,877 - We prefer to be known as the gentry of the open road. 389 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,513 - That's what I want to be too. 390 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,649 I'm Dennis, Dennis Mitchell. 391 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,817 - Well how do you do Dennis? 392 00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:07,753 I am Cecil Thorp, the third. 393 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,556 - How do you do Mr. Thorp Third? 394 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,690 - Hi Dennis. 395 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,459 I'm Slim. 396 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,793 - How do you do Mr. Slim? 397 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,395 - Just call me Hog, boy. 398 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,530 - Glad to make your acquaintance Mr. Hog. 399 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,933 - Sit down Dennis. Sit down. 400 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:23,102 {\an8}Now then Dennis, it's not easy to join our little club, 401 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,403 {\an8}you know? 402 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,571 {\an8}- It's not? 403 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,039 {\an8}- Well certainly not. 404 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:31,176 {\an8}To begin with, you gotta a write your poor ole mother every day. 405 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:34,513 {\an8}And you gotta wash behind your ears twice a day. 406 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,814 - Twice a day? 407 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,648 - Of course. 408 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,350 What do you think we are, bums? 409 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:42,054 - And last but not least, you got to have an awful good reason 410 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,156 to run away from home. 411 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,791 You ain't married, are ya? 412 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,625 - Heck no. 413 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,927 But I got another good reason. 414 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:52,331 My best friend's moving away, and it's all my fault. 415 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,133 - That bad, huh? 416 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:57,136 - If you let me travel with you gentleman 417 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,371 I won't be trouble at all. 418 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,006 I learn awful fast. 419 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,608 I don't even snore. 420 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,543 - Well, well. 421 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:08,814 Well then, just smack yours lips over this stew, boy. 422 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:24,897 - Thanks 423 00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,899 - And please give my frog Sam to Tommy. 424 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,767 And tell him not to let Sam eat too many 425 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,904 flies before bedtime because he gets indigestion. 426 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:35,774 PS, I'm sorry I caused my good friend Mr. Wilson all 427 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:39,044 this trouble, and hope now that I'm leaving he'll 428 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:42,781 stay here and be able to write OK, especially by Friday. 429 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,249 Dennis. 430 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,452 - We notified the police as soon as we found it. 431 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,054 - Yes, now we're out to do some looking for ourselves. 432 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,055 - Well I'll go with you. 433 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,357 - Oh thanks Mr. Wilson. - Goodbye 434 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,257 - Goodbye Mrs. Wilson. 435 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,059 - Goodbye, good luck. 436 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:03,235 - Poor kid, he's got big troubles for a little boy. 437 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,837 - He's got big troubles? 438 00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:08,140 I owe $968,000 and only got $0.64. 439 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:09,375 - You're in trouble? 440 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:13,879 I've got to collect $968,000 from a dead beat. 441 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,549 [laughing] 442 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,387 [yelling] - Hold it! 443 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,623 Hold it! 444 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,493 Believe me folks, every available man on the force 445 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,927 is out looking for Dennis. 446 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,963 I'm just as concerned as you are. 447 00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:32,998 - Then why aren't you out running around 448 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:36,669 on your big flat feet Mooney? - Yeah. 449 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:41,240 Somebody has to mind the store. 450 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:45,244 - Mooney, unless that child is found with-- with-- with-- 451 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,714 [sneeze] - Uh. 452 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,983 For a minute I thought-- 453 00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:52,484 - Excuse me Sergeant. 454 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,619 John smell this hat. 455 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,721 - Why should-- why should-- 456 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:56,889 [sneeze] - Stop it! 457 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:59,358 He's sneezing right in my hat! 458 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,695 - Sergeant, do you use some sort of hair tonic? 459 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:03,862 - I do. 460 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:04,830 Rose blossom. 461 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,165 It's odorless to humans. 462 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:10,803 But boy, how it drives dogs wild. [laughs] 463 00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:13,439 - Evidently dogs and Mr. Wilson. 464 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,341 - Same thing. 465 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:16,742 - Now listen Mooney! 466 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,143 - Please John. 467 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,078 Honey? 468 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:20,079 - It's no use dear. 469 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,147 Dennis doesn't use hair tonic. 470 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,216 - Sergeant, we have something here to leave with you. 471 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,218 [yelling] 472 00:21:26,219 --> 00:21:27,353 - Easy now, easy. 473 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,287 - Is he all right? 474 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,989 - Just tuckered out is all ma'am. 475 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:31,323 - Oh thank goodness. 476 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:34,560 [sneeze] 477 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:37,997 - That's the happiest sneeze I've ever had Henry. 478 00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:39,865 - But where did you find him? 479 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:43,369 - He dropped by our modest track side resort. 480 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,636 - Track side resort? 481 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,871 I thought I told you-- 482 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,139 - Shhh! 483 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,174 - (WHISPERING) Sergeant, if you please. 484 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,577 - (WHISPERING) Sergeant, let us not be loud and crude. 485 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:52,845 - Loud and crude? 486 00:21:52,846 --> 00:21:54,113 - Shhh! 487 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:55,348 [sneeze] - Shhh! 488 00:21:58,018 --> 00:21:59,418 - I'm his mother. 489 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,286 I don't know how to thank you. 490 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,288 - Well I do. 491 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,290 - Oh no John, this is my pleasure. 492 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,058 - Money? 493 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:08,127 - Sir, we are insulted. 494 00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:10,229 We wouldn't dream of accepting recompense 495 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:12,831 for helping a fellow hobo. 496 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,234 - Fellow hobo? 497 00:22:15,235 --> 00:22:17,836 - They mean you John. 498 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,271 - We mean Dennis. 499 00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:24,309 We voted him an honorary member of our elite little clan. 500 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,445 - Bye kid. 501 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:29,882 - When he wakes up ma'am, will you tell him goodbye? 502 00:22:29,883 --> 00:22:33,352 - I certainly will. 503 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:38,557 - Ah, you boys aren't leaving our fair little city are you? 504 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:41,093 - No offense man sergeant, it simply 505 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:43,596 lacks the cultural pursuits which interest us. 506 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,134 - Dennis. 507 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:50,203 Dennis wake up son. 508 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:54,540 - Hi Mom. 509 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:55,741 Hi Dad. 510 00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,810 What am I going here? 511 00:22:57,811 --> 00:23:01,146 - You fell asleep dear, and your friends brought you here. 512 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:04,483 - Gee wiz, why did they go do a dumb thing like that? 513 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:05,784 - Hello Dennis. 514 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,653 [sneeze] 515 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:10,089 - Dennis, have you been using a hair tonic called 516 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:12,458 rose blossom without telling us? 517 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,926 - How did you find out? 518 00:23:13,927 --> 00:23:17,930 - Well dear, why did you keep it a secret? 519 00:23:17,931 --> 00:23:20,699 - Well because a guy my age ought to be 520 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,634 able to make his dumb old cowlick stay down 521 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:26,071 without using that-- that greasy kid stuff. 522 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,841 - Know what Dennis, I use rose blossom too. 523 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:32,979 To make my dumb old cowlick stay down. 524 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,414 [sneeze] 525 00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:39,418 - But Saturn's most remarkable feature 526 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:43,322 is its system of rings that it-- 527 00:23:43,323 --> 00:23:46,258 - Gee Mr. Wilson, isn't it swell that me new hair tonic 528 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,559 doesn't make you sneeze? 529 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,927 - Dennis, as you can take yourself, 530 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,163 and your new hair tonic, and you can just-- 531 00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:52,131 - John! 532 00:23:52,132 --> 00:23:54,633 - Eh, go and sit down, and keep me 533 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,735 company until this article is finished. 534 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:58,504 - OK Mr. Wilson. 535 00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:01,206 Since you really need me. 536 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:06,078 - Dennis, I need you like a dog needs a flea. 537 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:07,046 Powder 538 00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:07,913 - You know something? 539 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,882 Mr. Haynes is a nice man. 540 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:14,086 But as far as I'm considered, there's only one Mr. Wilson, 541 00:24:14,087 --> 00:24:15,888 and you're him! 542 00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:17,790 - There, now aren't you lucky dear? 543 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:20,526 - Oh, I'm the luck-- luck-- lucky one all right Eloise. 544 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:21,694 [laughing] 545 00:24:21,695 --> 00:24:24,930 - Well I'm lucky too because-- cause-- cause-- 546 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:28,567 [sneeze] 547 00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:32,571 - Jeepers Mr. Wilson, you aren't using rose blossom hair tonic 548 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:35,908 to make your cowlick stay down, are ya? 549 00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:38,578 - Oh for crying out loud. 550 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:56,096 [theme music]